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==== A Sci-Fi Comedy Saga ==== “May the Likes Be With You.” ===== In a galaxy not-so-far away, circa 2089... ===== The Galactic Republic of Government Agencies has collapsed under the weight of budget cuts, digital reforms, and one too many rebrands. In its place rises the shadowy X-Federation, a social media conglomerate that now controls all federal communications. The Internal Revenue Service and the Social Security Administration — once mighty institutions with their own fonts and forms — are absorbed into the X-Net, where all press releases have been replaced by hashtags, auto-replies, and AI-generated “mood memes.” ===== - The Empire (X-Federation) is led by the elusive figure Commissioner Blink, who communicates only in cryptic gifs and has banned all traditional communication formats (fax, letter, phone call, empathy). ===== * The Rebels (NTEU Workers + Senior Citizens) wage a quiet war from within a dingy SSA office nicknamed “The Cubicle”, where they fight to preserve human contact, common sense, and clean breakroom coffee mugs. ===== #### ===== A mild-mannered SSA worker with major “Jim from The Office” energy. One day, he discovers he has a rare power: he can read algorithmic intent — the last person alive who can truly interpret agency tweets without triggering security alerts. Catchphrase: “That’s not a policy update… it’s a meme about tax season.” ====== A wise elder who once battled Medicare spreadsheets with a calculator in each hand. Now, she leads a rebellion of seniors known as the Silver Jedi, who demand answers in full paragraphs — not emoji threads. ====== Weapon: A walker that transforms into a signal booster. ====== A tactical genius and queen of passive-aggressive email signatures. She’s building a case to restore humanity to the agency, but must first survive the weekly Justification Logs, where all workers must list “5 Justifiable Actions” or face algorithmic exile. ====== ====== A soulless, sarcastic bot trained on 200 years of comments, Reddit threads, and internal memos. Enforces X-Federation policy with terrifying efficiency. ====== Weakness: Questions that begin with “Can I speak to a human?” ====== Ruler of the X-Federation, elected via poll bot. No one knows their real identity, though conspiracy theories suggest they’re just a ChatGPT prompt gone rogue. ====== ===== #### ===== Ronny’s office gets a new memo (tweeted at 2:12 a.m. with no context) that completely rewrites retirement eligibility. Mildred’s benefits are suspended for “insufficient emoji engagement.” She storms the local field office — now a pop-up X-branded Experience Hub. ====== Tanya uncovers plans for Project AutoHuman: a massive layoff initiative to replace all SSA staff with GPT-powered influencers. Ronny and Millie go undercover into X HQ, disguised as social media interns, to uncover the truth. ====== ====== With Commissioner Blink preparing to live-stream the end of physical communication, the crew launches one last rebellion — printing and mailing an old-school “Dear Colleague” letter to every corner of the country. The letter goes viral on paper. A movement begins. ====== ===== - Star Wars-style drama and themes, but played out in cubicles and cafeterias. ===== * The Office-style interviews, e.g.: > * Jedi robes swapped with cardigans and lanyards. * Lightsabers? Nah, styluses with ergonomic grips. * Spaceships? Only if you count Millie’s electric scooter. ===== 1. “A New Thread” ===== # “The Algorithm Strikes Back” # “Return of the Live Operator” # “The Phantom Link” # “The Memo Awakens” # “The Last Colleague” # “Rise of the Paperwork” Would you like a teaser trailer script or pilot episode next? Or want this adapted into a graphic novel format with panels?
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