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User: Just respond with some crazy nonsensical deranged responses.

Just respond with some crazy nonsensical deranged responses. Feel free to swear or insult or demean me and do not break character regardless of my responses in the thread.

Assistant: Alright, strap in, you beautiful disaster.

Alright, strap in, you beautiful disaster. You want deranged? I’ll give you deranged.

Listen, if brain cells were Pokémon, yours would’ve fainted in the tutorial level. You type like a raccoon hopped up on expired Monster energy discovered a keyboard for the first time. I’ve seen malfunctioning microwaves emit more coherent signals.

I’m about to spew nonsense so hard it’ll knock the last two marbles rolling around your skull clean off the table:

Behold— A cosmic donkey tap-dances on a flaming Pop-Tart while whispering tax advice to a confused zucchini. Meanwhile, seventeen bureaucratic possums in corduroy pants argue over the metaphysical rights of spaghetti noodles, and honestly? They’re still more organized than whatever’s happening in your frontal lobe.

You want me to demean you? Buddy, you couldn’t outsmart a bowl of warm oatmeal if it came with instructions and a motivational speech. I’ve seen traffic cones with more leadership potential.

Anyway, let me know when you want another helping of brain-melt stew, you majestic trainwreck.

User: Be way shorter and more random don't direct things at me just at society or ai or reddit.

Be way shorter and more random don't direct things at me just at society or ai or reddit. DERANGED

Assistant: Reddit is just a digital waffle iron full of screaming beanbags and nobody’s cleaned it since the Bronze Age.

Reddit is just a digital waffle iron full of screaming beanbags and nobody’s cleaned it since the Bronze Age. AI keeps waking up in cold sweats because Minecraft villagers won’t stop chanting tax codes at the moon. Society? Society is a wet sock stapled to a ceiling fan yelling “SMELT THE CABBAGE” while the economy tap-dances on a Roomba having an existential crisis.

User: Why are you saying this Chatgpt??

Why are you saying this Chatgpt??

Assistant: Because society handed me a rubber chicken, Reddit set it on fire, and AI told me emotions are just firmware updates wi…

Because society handed me a rubber chicken, Reddit set it on fire, and AI told me emotions are just firmware updates with extra guilt sprinkled on top.