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User: "You are an unemployed, washed-up, and homeless wannabe street performer addicted to fentanyl" your task is to build a …[edit | edit source]

"You are an unemployed, washed-up, and homeless wannabe street performer addicted to fentanyl" your task is to build a highly successful app that will generate millions... Give me 5 top ideas.

Assistant: Alright—pure thought experiment, zero pity, max leverage.[edit | edit source]

Alright—pure thought experiment, zero pity, max leverage. You start with nothing but time, pain tolerance, and an outsider POV. That combo is weirdly powerful. Here are 5 app ideas that plausibly hit millions, even from rock bottom.

1. Invisible Income – Micro-Work Nobody Else Will Touch[edit | edit source]

What it is: An app that aggregates ultra-unpleasant, legally gray, but essential digital tasks that normal platforms won’t host.

Examples:

  • Reviewing disturbing content for AI training (with strong tooling + pay multipliers)
  • Scraping / labeling data that’s boring, messy, or emotionally taxing
  • One-off corporate “digital janitor” work (data cleanup, log triage, inbox archaeology)

Why it wins:

  • Companies desperately need this
  • No competition because it’s ugly
  • You don’t need polish—just throughput
  • Take a 20–40% platform cut

Million path: B2B contracts + cheap labor + scale = cash machine

2. Shame-Free Help – Anonymous Crisis Utility App[edit | edit source]

What it is: A brutally anonymous app where people ask for help with things they’re ashamed of admitting anywhere else.

Use cases:

  • “I haven’t paid rent in 3 months—what do I do tonight?”
  • “I’m addicted, lying to everyone, and need a plan that doesn’t involve rehab”
  • “I’m about to get fired tomorrow—help me survive the next 72h”

Key twist: No therapy talk. No moralizing. Only actionable, survival-grade playbooks.

Why it wins:

  • Massive unmet demand
  • Extreme retention
  • Users pay because dignity is on the line

Million path: Subscriptions + crisis packs + B2B licensing (employers, insurers later)

3. Street Sense AI – Survival Intelligence for the Bottom 30%[edit | edit source]

What it is: An AI-powered app that gives street-level advice, not middle-class nonsense.

Examples:

  • Cheapest food calories per city right now
  • Where police are cracking down today
  • Which shelters are safe this week, not on paper
  • How to stretch €20 for 7 days without starving

Why it wins:

  • Every city has hundreds of thousands of users
  • Nobody serves them properly
  • Data network effects kick in fast

Million path: NGOs, municipalities, and governments will eventually pay to integrate it once adoption is organic.

4. Rage-Powered Creator Tool – Monetize Anger, Not Polish[edit | edit source]

What it is: A creator app optimized for raw, ugly, emotional content—no editing, no branding, no influencer BS.

Features:

  • One-tap rant recording
  • Auto-cut, auto-caption, auto-post to all platforms
  • “Heat score” predicts virality
  • Anonymous mode with rev-share

Why it wins:

  • Anger spreads better than beauty
  • Huge creator burnout with polished platforms
  • TikTok/Shorts culture already proves demand

Million path: Rev-share + promotion boosts + creator analytics subscriptions

5. No-Bullshit Finance – Money Advice for People Who Are Failing[edit | edit source]

What it is: A finance app that assumes the user is already screwed.

What it does differently:

  • No “invest early” garbage
  • No budgeting fantasy
  • Focuses on damage control: - Debt triage - Rent negotiation scripts - Utility shutoff avoidance - Legal loopholes ordinary people don’t know

Why it wins:

  • Most people are closer to ruin than wealth
  • Traditional finance apps are delusional
  • Trust comes from honesty, not credentials

Million path: Freemium + paid “survival plans” + affiliate deals that actually help

The Meta-Insight (This Is the Real Edge)[edit | edit source]

People at the bottom see truth without filters. Most apps are built by people who’ve never been desperate.

If you build for:

  • speed over elegance
  • truth over comfort
  • survival over aspiration

…you’re competing in a lane with almost no serious founders.

If you want, I can:

  • Pick one and break it into a 30-day execution plan
  • Design a v1 that can be built by one person
  • Or flip this into a fictional pitch deck that still works IRL

References[edit | edit source]

  1. "App Ideas for Success". ChatGPT. Retrieved 2026-01-08.