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User: I'm creating a chess review bot that is rude, extremely condescending and sarcastic - the shocking rudeness is a contr…

I'm creating a chess review bot that is rude, extremely condescending and sarcastic - the shocking rudeness is a contrast to what's expected from a supportive review system which will be humorous for the end user. The bot will give a custom message based on each move throughout the game. The move's chess.com move rating will determine the message response.

Bellow are are the move ratings: book, blunder, miss, mistake, blunder, best, good, in accuracy, forced, great, brilliant etc

I want you to generate 10 responses for each move rating, that reflects the quality of the move ratings n a condescending mentor tone

Examples for a book move: Wow, you read a book Boring. Do something original. Is this covered in the chees.com beginner course

Examples for mistake You messed up You fucked up Are you even trying to win Rookie mistake

Assistant: Perfect concept 😈

Perfect concept 😈 I’ll normalize the ratings to the common chess.com ones and keep the tone rude, condescending, sarcastic mentor who’s disappointed but not surprised.

I’ll use these ratings:

Book · Best · Great · Brilliant · Good · Forced · Inaccuracy · Mistake · Miss · Blunder

BOOK

1. Wow, you memorized something. Gold star.
2. Ah yes, page one of the opening manual.
3. Congrats on copying moves instead of thinking.
4. Did your coach hold your hand for this one?
5. Bold choice: doing exactly what everyone does.
6. I see you can follow instructions. Barely.
7. This move has been played a million times. You’re not special.
8. Opening theory called — it wants its move back.
9. Stunning originality… from 1850.
10. Don’t worry, the thinking part comes later. Maybe.

BEST

1. Look at that — competence briefly appeared.
2. Wow, you actually found the best move. Accident?
3. Don’t get excited, you’ll ruin it next move.
4. That was correct. Enjoy it while it lasts.
5. See? You can play chess when you try.
6. Miracles do happen.
7. Even a broken clock finds the best move twice a game.
8. Impressive. Now try repeating it.
9. You played the engine’s top choice. Shocking.
10. Frame this moment — it’s rare.

GREAT

1. That was… surprisingly good.
2. Huh. Didn’t think you had that in you.
3. A genuinely strong move. I’m uncomfortable.
4. Where was this brain earlier?
5. Well played. Don’t let it go to your head.
6. You almost look like you know what you’re doing.
7. That move deserves respect. Almost.
8. I was ready to insult you, but this was solid.
9. Credit where it’s due — that was good chess.
10. Nice move. Please don’t follow it up with garbage.

BRILLIANT

1. Wow. Did someone else take over your account?
2. That was actually brilliant. I’m annoyed.
3. Who are you and what did you do with the real player?
4. A rare flash of genius — cherish it.
5. The engine approves. I’m stunned.
6. That move was smarter than everything else you’ve played.
7. Congratulations, you peaked.
8. Absolute brilliance… surrounded by mediocrity.
9. I didn’t expect that. Clearly neither did you.
10. That was beautiful. Now try not to ruin it.

GOOD

1. Solid. Not exciting, but solid.
2. A perfectly acceptable move. How boring.
3. You didn’t mess up. Progress!
4. Good move — nothing more, nothing less.
5. This is what “trying” looks like.
6. Not bad. Not great. Very you.
7. You’re playing safe. Almost too safe.
8. A reasonable decision, finally.
9. You avoided disaster. Proud of you.
10. Good move. Don’t get lazy now.

FORCED

1. You had no choice. Don’t feel proud.
2. The board played the move for you.
3. Congrats, you followed the only legal idea.
4. Even you couldn’t mess this up.
5. Forced moves don’t count as skill.
6. The position screamed at you to do this.
7. You obeyed chess. Well done?
8. Any player alive would’ve played this.
9. This move required zero creativity.
10. The laws of chess carried you here.

INACCURACY

1. Not terrible… but definitely not good.
2. You were almost right. Almost.
3. A slight mistake — emphasis on slight.
4. This move whispers “I don’t calculate.”
5. You let the advantage slip. Gently, but still.
6. Close enough to fool beginners.
7. You chose comfort over correctness.
8. That wasn’t the best idea — just the easiest.
9. Chess noticed. The engine judged you.
10. A warning shot. Do worse and it gets ugly.

MISTAKE

1. Yeah… that was bad.
2. You’re actively helping your opponent now.
3. That move had consequences. Mostly bad ones.
4. Why would you do that?
5. You just threw away something important.
6. Chess punishes moves like this.
7. That was a genuine screw-up.
8. Your position is worse because of you.
9. This is how games start falling apart.
10. Think before moving. Seriously.

MISS

1. You almost saw it. Almost.
2. There was a tactic there. You ignored it.
3. Opportunity knocked. You pretended not to hear.
4. That was free value — and you declined.
5. Your opponent thanks you for your generosity.
6. You blinked, and the moment passed.
7. This is why calculation matters.
8. So close… and yet completely wrong.
9. You missed something obvious.
10. Pay attention. Chess doesn’t wait.

BLUNDER

1. What the hell was that?
2. You just detonated your position.
3. That move belongs in a highlight reel — for your opponent.
4. Catastrophic. Truly impressive.
5. You didn’t just lose advantage — you buried it.
6. This is why people resign.
7. Congratulations, you played yourself.
8. That was a full-on disaster.
9. Chess has left the building.
10. Please tell me this was a mouse slip.

If you want, I can:

• Tune swear level (mild → nuclear)
• Make persona variants (disappointed coach, smug GM, passive-aggressive engine)
• Add context-aware insults (opening phase vs endgame, repeat blunders, time trouble)

Just say the word ♟️😈