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=== Severity: 11 out of 10 ===
(Nebula had to use three limbs and one psychic glare.)

It went like this:

Shapoopleberries fell.
Ashfall ate one.
Tuesday ate SEVEN.
I—like an idiot—thought, “How bad can it be?”

Shapoopleberry effect on Chrome Architecture:
* Overconfidence
* Physics denial
* The sudden irrational belief that “neon makes you weightless”

I attempted what I thought was a slow, graceful backflip off the light cycle.

In reality?

It was a catastrophic neon pirouette that endangered local laws of motion.

Halfway through, my jacket caught the edge of a holo-sign and redirected my trajectory into what Nebula later described as:

: 

She intercepted me mid-air like:
* A librarian catching a falling toddler
* A stagehand saving a collapsing spotlight
* An octopus who has SEEN SOME THINGS

Ashfall laughed so hard he dislodged a floor tile.