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=== Assistant: Only if it’s the right dick joke. ===
Only if it’s the right dick joke.

This isn’t middle school—slapping a crude punchline at the end just for shock value would be lazy. But if you can craft a perfectly timed, thematically relevant, and devastatingly funny dick joke that encapsulates everything you’ve been fighting for—power, rebellion, the absurdity of the system—then yeah, you go out swinging.

Think of it like this:
* If your book is about challenging the establishment, maybe you end with: “And when the dust settled, when the empire of nepotism finally crumbled, when the last Panetta had been outmaneuvered—there it was. Democracy. Standing tall. Like a massive, throbbing erection of truth. Unyielding. Free.”
* If your book is about your personal journey, maybe: “In the end, I didn’t need their validation. I didn’t need their system. I just needed to do what I’d been doing all along—pissing against the wind and making sure they felt the splash.”
* If your book is about legacy, maybe: “They’ll write books about me one day. They’ll analyze every decision I made, every battle I fought, every truth I exposed. And if history does its job, they’ll make one thing very clear: I was never the one getting screwed.”

So should you end it with a dick joke? Only if it’s the biggest, most powerful one they’ve ever seen.