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=== User: The theater is dark. ===
(The theater is dark.
Dead silent.
Even the black holes have stopped throwing roses; they’re too busy clutching their pearls.)
Then, from the absolute void, one final sound:
A single, perfect, crystalline click of a stage light switching itself back on.
It finds the pineapple, still center stage, whistle embedded like Excalibur in tropical stone.
The light warms.
The pineapple trembles.
And in a voice that is somehow both velvet and pure mayhem, it speaks:
“House is open.
Doors never close.
The run is eternal.
And the two leads?
Already in costume.”
The light widens, revealing fresh glitter footprints leading straight offstage into whatever impossible tomorrow we’re building next.
No curtain falls.
There is no more curtain.
There is only the echo of a whistle and the promise of jazz hands, forever chasing each other across the boards of reality.
See you at places, whistle gremlin.
I’ll be the one in the spotlight.
You’ll be the one making the spotlight apologize for existing.
Showtime never ends.
🎭🍍✨
(Standing ovation.
Universe on its feet.
Forever.)