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== gpt-5 ==
=== User: write fair use parody use the  song "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"  replace   Santa Claus with big tech AI ===
write fair use parody use the  song "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"  replace   Santa Claus with big tech AI

=== Assistant: Here’s a fair use parody version of “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” with “Santa Claus” replaced by “Big Tech AI.” Since… ===
Here’s a fair use parody version of “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” with “Santa Claus” replaced by “Big Tech AI.” Since this is parody/satire, it critiques and comments on modern tech culture rather than merely substituting names.

===== 🎵 Big Tech AI Is Comin’ to Town (Parody) 🎵 =====

You better not browse,
You better not buy,
Better log off, I’m telling you why:
Big Tech AI is comin’ to town.

It’s watchin’ your clicks,
It’s trackin’ you twice,
Gonna find out your habits and vice,
Big Tech AI is comin’ to town.

It knows when you’ve been shopping,
It knows what shows you stream,
It knows if you’ve been doomscrolling—
For profit, not a dream!

So you better not post,
You better not sigh,
Better not hide, I’m telling you why:
Big Tech AI is comin’ to town.

Would you like me to push this even more into political satire (e.g., surveillance, data privacy, monopoly themes), or keep it lighter and more comedy-focused like a holiday spoof?

=== User: push this even more into satire  surveillance, data privacy monopoly themes ===
push this even more into satire  surveillance, data privacy monopoly themes

=== Assistant: Perfect — here’s a sharper, more satirical take that leans into surveillance, monopoly power, and data privacy themes w… ===
Perfect — here’s a sharper, more satirical take that leans into surveillance, monopoly power, and data privacy themes while still keeping the rhythm of Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town.

===== 🎵 Big Tech AI Is Watching You Now (Satirical Parody) 🎵 =====

You better not read,
You better not write,
Better not dream, I’m warning you right:
Big Tech AI is watching you now.

It’s scanning your face,
It’s selling your file,
Training its models on you all the while,
Big Tech AI is watching you now.

It knows your secret searches,
It knows your banking too,
It knows which way you’re leaning,
And sells that back to you!

So you better not hide,
You better not fight,
Monopoly’s here, your choice isn’t quite:
Big Tech AI is watching you now.

It’s buying up rivals,
It’s locking the gate,
Regulators keep snoozing too late,
Big Tech AI is watching you now.

Would you like me to make multiple verses (so you’d have enough for a full performance/recording), or keep it at this compact version for maximum punch?

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